flatmate called Dog (second time he's been an answer)

Shat himself somehow on the 1/4 mile walk from uni to home.

tried to dry out his kecks on his radiator, filling the flat with the smell of baked shit.

to make matters worse. after shitting himself, he thought 'what the hell' and had a piss in his trousers too.

and more. the turd slimed it's way down his trouser leg where he kicked it out. tourists walking just behind him saw this. eww.